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Why I rather raise an android than a child

I mean if you’re going to get a new being and teach them how to be human, why would you want a child? You have to teach them everything like 5-10+ times before they get it and it takes them like 20 years to become a full-fledged human. And then they are close to that point at like, 18 years old, the know the big test is coming up and suddenly its like “Crap, crap, can you repeat that? What was that thing you told me 50 times over the last 18 years???”

Androids are where its at, yo. You don’t have to keep buying them new clothes cause they don’t grow physically. You only gotta teach them things once. Even if they don’t get it right away they can store the information in their memory banks and replay it when they feel it is relevant. You just gotta keep them from going on a murderous rampage and you’re good.

  1. erintoyota reblogged this from ubersaur and added:
    This isn’t completely accurate. I like clothes. I buy lots of them. And I have to learn things, sometimes. I had to...
  2. hylianinja said: This is why you would make a great Quarian. Also, I can see now why you wanted a Furby lol
  3. ubersaur posted this